From the BBC news site:

Naked man found wedged in chimney

A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary.

Police officers discovered him trapped in a chimney breast of a Tesco Express store on Ormskirk Road, Pemberton.

… and it goes on…

Read it all here.

I drive past this Tesco’s every day, but even with the most ridiculously early start to work this morning (around 6am) I missed this which happened at 5:30.

Don’t know what I would have expected to see… but I like this take on the story…